Photo taken by Franklin J. Flocks.  Here is his Flickr profile.

Surprisingly enough, wet burka contests make Burning Man more Muslim than Obama.

Thanks to Hattie Garlick at the TimesOnline “Across The Pond” blog, Things More Muslim Than Obama has gone international! I suspect Ms. Garlick found the blog at Ben Smith’s Politico blog.

It’s funny how the comments are the same no matter where the issue is discussed. It’s also funny how the same percentage of readers never seems to understand the idea of parody or satire. Oh well. Notice that John McCain’s campaign is still buying Google ads that appear on this site, and appeared on this site BEFORE John McCain was ever mentioned. The campain must be buying “Obama” and “Muslim” as a part of the Google Adwords buy.

Neti pots originate in India, and India is right next door to Pakistan, and everyone knows that Pakistan is a breeding ground for Muslims, especially Muslim extremists. My neti pot may look harmless, well, maybe it doesn’t really look harmless, but it doesn’t recite the pledge of the allegiance or wear an American flag lapel pin. In fact, my neti pot slouches and turns it back in the presence of any American flag. For all of these reasons my neti pot is definitely more Muslim than Obama.

I don’t mean to frighten anyone, but we all need to be aware of the danger that some extremist LOL Cats present to our nation.  After all, they do share the former name of one Yusuf Islam.  Obviously, this LOL Cat is more Muslim than Obama.

George Bush and bro mo Vladimir Putin wear long, silky robes. And wearing long, silky robes that look suspiciously Muslim in fashion makes George Bush and Vladimir Putin more Muslim than Obama.  Wearing dresses might also make them gay but that’s a different website.

Wow, another mother-daughter team. As captured in the infamous Obama in Somalia photo, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton honored another nation’s dress standards by donning head scarfs. And as everyone knows, wearing clothing from another nation that looks even vaguely Muslim, makes Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at least as Muslim as Obama.

Ohhhh Yeaaah, It’s Muslim’s night! Oh yes, it’s Muslim night, and the feeling’s right. Oh yes, it’s Muslim night. Oh what a night!

Kool and The Gang brothers Ronald and Robert “Kool” Bell are Muslim while the remaining eight members of The Gang are not. That makes Kool and The Gang 2/8ths Muslim and that’s definitely more Muslim than Obama. Get down on it!

By the way, Kool and The Gang can still get down, get down as seen in this live version of Jungle Boogie recorded in 2007.

Here is President George W. Bush brandishing a Muslim sword accompanied by his partner in bromance, King Saud of Saudi Arabia. While Obama donned the apparel of a typical Somali, Bush donned the weapon of Muslim royalty. Carrying the weapon of a Muslim king definitely makes George W. Bush more Muslim than Obama.

Ever since Alec Baldwin flip-flopped on whether or not he would leave the country if George W. Bush was elected in 2000, he became more Muslim than almost every other person in the United States. Strangely, many of the people who think Baldwin is too Muslim to be American are not as bothered by some of his other behavior.

According to Debbie Schlussel’s review of You Don’t Mess With The Zohan, Adam Sandler has joined the ranks of “Islamic Terrorist Propagandists,” which I’m guessing means you’re just this side of being a  terrorist.  And of course as everyone knows, all terrorists are Muslims.  I didn’t know Muslims could dress in such short shorts.

Just ask Michelle Malkin who helpfully keeps everyone updated about things that are Muslim just in case we don’t notice.

Just look at their hats!

Above, Meghan McCain dons a keffiyeh for a little mother-daughter bonding. Are they planning a pillow jihad? (Gawker)

I suspect that Ms. Schlussel suffers from your typical Freudian projection. How else do you explain her obsession with Muslims, particularly those Muslims who live in the Detroit area?

It’s one thing to wear clothing that a muslim might wear (Obama donned traditional Somali garb during a visit to Kenya in 2006), but it’s quite another to kiss, embrace, and stroll holding hands with a known Muslim Bush’s bromance with Saudi King Abdullah definitely makes George W. Bush more Muslim than Obama.

McCain ads show up on this page so they have clearly bought PPC advertising for the words “Muslim,” “George Bush,” and maybe “Terrorist.”  That makes John McCain more Muslim than Obama.

George H. W. Bush exchanges an obvious terrorist fist bump with Anna Kournikova. (Wonkette)

Thomas Jefferson owned a copy of The Koran.

Hello Kitty is wearing a traditional malay/Muslim wedding costume. (Schwarz Krabbe)