June 25, 2008 @ 9:28 pm
My Neti Pot Is More Muslim than Obama
Neti pots originate in India, and India is right next door to Pakistan, and everyone knows that Pakistan is a breeding ground for Muslims, especially Muslim extremists. My neti pot may look harmless, well, maybe it doesn’t really look harmless, but it doesn’t recite the pledge of the allegiance or wear an American flag lapel pin. In fact, my neti pot slouches and turns it back in the presence of any American flag. For all of these reasons my neti pot is definitely more Muslim than Obama.
(4.71 out of 5)