Joe Lieberman is one of John McCain’s closest friends, but just like McCain’s other bosom buddy George Bush, Lieberman has been caught engaging in terrorist fist-bumping and that makes him at least as much of a Muslim as Obama.

Photo courtesy of Hollywood Backlash.

If you can get past last year’s emo hair cut dejour, you’ll notice that faux punk Pete Wentz borrowed Rachel Ray’s terrorist scarf after finding it in a dumpster in an alley off Hollywood Boulevard. Although being a douchey faux punk is not a crime, wearing a keffiyah is a crime in the eyes of many (many of whom are strangely featured on this website) and that makes Pete Wentz more Muslim than Obama.

Between Palin’s book banning efforts (very undemocratic!) and her previous membership in the fundamentalist Pentecostal faith, one thing is clear;  Sarah Palin prefers a theocracy to a democracy and wants to impose her religious beliefs on the nation through the power of the federal government (teaching creationism along side evolution, eliminating abortion even in cases of rape and incest, etc).  And Palin’s husband belonged to a secessionist group. Her fundamentalist religious beliefs and her fondness for theocratic thought make Sarah Palin dangerous to the United States in a way that Muslims are not.

Rich Carroll is so fond of the word “jihad” that he titled his latest masterpiece “The Jihad Candidate.” Jihad this, jihad that.  Clearly, Carroll thinks about jihad so much he fantasizes about it–mixing up reality with dream sequences or something.  Anyway, anyone who uses the word “jihad” as often as Rich Carroll does is clearly more muslim tham Obama. Carroll also seems to be a bit of a comment spammer.

I know most of you probably already knew that Whoopie Goldberg (Muslim sympathist Rosie O’Donnel’s replacement on The View) was more Muslim than Obama, but it turns out that Elizabeth Hassleback, Barbara Walters, Joy Behar, and Sherri Shepherd not only entertain Michelle Obama on The View, but greeted her with terrorist fist bumps. And of course, that makes at least as Muslim than Obama.

George Bush and bro mo Vladimir Putin wear long, silky robes. And wearing long, silky robes that look suspiciously Muslim in fashion makes George Bush and Vladimir Putin more Muslim than Obama.  Wearing dresses might also make them gay but that’s a different website.

Wow, another mother-daughter team. As captured in the infamous Obama in Somalia photo, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton honored another nation’s dress standards by donning head scarfs. And as everyone knows, wearing clothing from another nation that looks even vaguely Muslim, makes Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at least as Muslim as Obama.

Ohhhh Yeaaah, It’s Muslim’s night! Oh yes, it’s Muslim night, and the feeling’s right. Oh yes, it’s Muslim night. Oh what a night!

Kool and The Gang brothers Ronald and Robert “Kool” Bell are Muslim while the remaining eight members of The Gang are not. That makes Kool and The Gang 2/8ths Muslim and that’s definitely more Muslim than Obama. Get down on it!

By the way, Kool and The Gang can still get down, get down as seen in this live version of Jungle Boogie recorded in 2007.

Here is President George W. Bush brandishing a Muslim sword accompanied by his partner in bromance, King Saud of Saudi Arabia. While Obama donned the apparel of a typical Somali, Bush donned the weapon of Muslim royalty. Carrying the weapon of a Muslim king definitely makes George W. Bush more Muslim than Obama.

Ever since Alec Baldwin flip-flopped on whether or not he would leave the country if George W. Bush was elected in 2000, he became more Muslim than almost every other person in the United States. Strangely, many of the people who think Baldwin is too Muslim to be American are not as bothered by some of his other behavior.

According to Debbie Schlussel’s review of You Don’t Mess With The Zohan, Adam Sandler has joined the ranks of “Islamic Terrorist Propagandists,” which I’m guessing means you’re just this side of being a  terrorist.  And of course as everyone knows, all terrorists are Muslims.  I didn’t know Muslims could dress in such short shorts.

Just look at their hats!

Above, Meghan McCain dons a keffiyeh for a little mother-daughter bonding. Are they planning a pillow jihad? (Gawker)

I suspect that Ms. Schlussel suffers from your typical Freudian projection. How else do you explain her obsession with Muslims, particularly those Muslims who live in the Detroit area?

It’s one thing to wear clothing that a muslim might wear (Obama donned traditional Somali garb during a visit to Kenya in 2006), but it’s quite another to kiss, embrace, and stroll holding hands with a known Muslim Bush’s bromance with Saudi King Abdullah definitely makes George W. Bush more Muslim than Obama.

McCain ads show up on this page so they have clearly bought PPC advertising for the words “Muslim,” “George Bush,” and maybe “Terrorist.”  That makes John McCain more Muslim than Obama.

George H. W. Bush exchanges an obvious terrorist fist bump with Anna Kournikova. (Wonkette)

Thomas Jefferson owned a copy of The Koran.